May 2013
Watchellendegeneres:
During a live interview, this victim of the devastating tornado found the dog that stayed with her through the whole ordeal. Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 to the relief efforts.
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
“I have decided that I DESERVE TO BE HAPPY!!!”
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Heaven must have been missing an angel.
Today a young man from my hometown passed away. I was told while at work and had a really tough time processing the information. Though we weren’t by any means close we went to a small high school together and had a class together. I know I probably didn’t leave any impression on him but he left a significant impression on me. I can still hear him giggling at everything and always...
