The moment when you find out Adam Levine is taller...
-peyton: We are meant to be.
typicalbehavior asked: love your blog tho seriously
3 words, 8 letters. 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3...
ceethroughme: I love you.
Jess = ME.
Schmidt: We'll get you a rebound.
Jess: A rebound? I don't know if I'm ready.
Schmidt: You're totally ready for it. I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be like your guide.
Jess: Like Gandalf through Middle Earth?
Schmidt: Probably not like... okay. First of all, let's just, let's take the Lord of the Rings references, let's put them in a deep, dark cave, okay? Where no one's going to find them. Ever.
Jess: Except Smeagol. He lives in a cave.
Don't know why....
The sky in La Jolla is tinted red…I have been roaming around and the sky works as a guide light….kinda cool =]]
internetconquistador: laughingsquid: Duck Tron, A Duck Brand Duck Tape Ad Featuring The Tron Guy pretty dang good
I look like this right now.....
Hopefully I can recover from this……
Nick: "I have lived with a woman, and I know that...
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New Girl Pilot...line that describes my life
Waiter: You are all on a date?
Nick: Yeah we're all her boyfriends. We are reverse Mormons, one man just isn't enough for her.
Cross what you have done/true. →
Can’t believe I actually did this hahaha illestileana: Appearance I have/had piercings besides the ears. I want piercings besides the ears. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have/want a tattoo. I can be self-conscious about my appearance. I have/had braces. I have more than two...
I like those long tight hugs.
fruitforthought: The ones where you can feel their heart pounding, where you feel as though you could hug them forever, feel their breath across your neck. And just hold them in complete silence and at that moment it feels as though everything bad that is happening in your life at the time, just disappear.